1 Prof. Jones: So you’re leading the Nazis now? What changes have you made to the Reich?
2 Haken: No more changing Hitler’s brain jar water when it gets dirty!
3 Prof. Jones: Did you have to do that often?
4 Haken: Ach! Every time he did some painting, and rinsed his brushes!

Hitler was^[1] a bit of a frustrated artist. He enjoyed painting, mostly in watercolours, and produced hundreds of works. Early in his life he tried to sell these to make a living, but never had much success. Art critics describe his work as technically somewhat talented when it came to representing architecture, but severely lacking in other elements, particularly natural ones such as landscapes, trees, and people.

Imagine if Hitler had been a more talented artist, had achieved success in this field, and dedicated his life to art.

[1] Among other things.