1 Terry: You were a spy in World War II?
1 Jane Goodall: By 1945 I was 11 years old and living in Berlin.
2 Jane Goodall: I broke into Nazi military headquarters and passed on secrets to the British. Codes, invasion plans, Nazi science.
3 Jane Goodall: They were way ahead of us militarily and technologically. How do you think we managed to win the war at all?
4 Terry: I assumed our research scientists and military strategists overtook them.
4 Jane Goodall: All me, kiddo.

Given her already established background, it's tough work making my version of Jane Goodall even more badass, but I humbly think I might have pulled off another tiny increment.

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2025-08-30 Rerun commentary: During the Cold War, Jane worked behind the scenes, helping to establish and run peacekeeping forces in various flashpoints around the world, as well as providing assistance to rebel forces fighting against the forces of darkness.

Oh, and there was some stuff about chimpanzees too.