1 Monty: Now, Haken, step away from the Codex.
1 Haken: Ach, du lieber!
2 Prof. Jones: {walking in} Junior, I've cleaned your bullets for you...
2 Haken: Erwin! The sword, behind you!
2 Erwin: Jawohl!
3 Haken: {as Erwin holds Monty up at swordpoint} Aha! Now der glove is on die other foot, no, Herr Doktor Jones?
3 Prof. Jones: You villainous scoundrel!
4 Prof. Jones: That's the worst mixed metaphor I've heard in many a year!

Another alternate version:

This was my original idea, but as I was adding the captions I had a brainstorm and came up with what I think is a better example of Professor Jones' character.

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2012-06-12 Rerun commentary: You know, in hindsight, I think both of those versions of this strip are pretty accurate reflections of Professor Jones' character.