1 {scene: Inside Jabba's palace on Tatooine}
1 Jabba: Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan.
1 [caption]: Soon you will learn to appreciate me.
1 Leia: Eeuurgh!
2 Jabba: Oloota teesa shag cheeka kosuta sesoona du nobata foonta.
2 [caption]: Although this slave girl costume looks a bit silly.
3 Jabba: Noleeya verya, boska je tuwana hoohah ovv ateema...
3 [caption]: In fact, let's just rip it off right now...
4 [sound]: Riiip!
4 Jabba: U kulle rah doe kankee kung!
4 [caption]: {over the top of an entirely black panel} This panel censored to prevent millions of nerd boys overloading my web server when Googling for "nude Lego Leia".

This one has been on my back burner for a long time, awaiting the acquisition of a Lego Jabba and Leia in slave girl costume.

There's a lot more I could say about this strip, but I'll let you discover for yourselves.

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2013-11-01 Rerun commentary: Of course, sticking "nude Lego Leia" in the transcript means that this page is in fact now the number one Google hit for that phrase.

It's the Barbra Streisand effect. Only with nude Lego Leia instead of Barbra Streisand.

The other thing I didn't say about this strip originally is that I used an actual Huttese dictionary to come up with Jabba's dialogue - I didn't just make it up. Well not all of it, anyway.