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Comic #5203

1 Martian 3: Hack! Hack! Cough!
2 SFX: thud
3 Ishmael: Your friend is choking on some pizza! Quick, save him!
3 Martian 1: What can be done?
4 Ishmael: Can’t you perform some Martian Heimlich or something?
4 Martian 1: Like the soundtrack of The Sting? Do you think that would work?

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This is a low percentage joke, but I am utterly unapologetic for it.

If you get the joke and want an even deeper cut: Clearly the Martians shouldn't have ordered a Hawaiian pizza.

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