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Comic #5114

1 Giuseppe: My advice is you need to woo these women.
2 Giuseppe: A nice romantic dinner, plenty of good food.
3 Ishmael: What do you suggest?
4 Giuseppe: I can put candles on the counter here and you can have as much pizza as you can eat. For 10% off!
4 Ishmael: That’s too generous...
4 Giuseppe: You’re right. 5%.

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Hey, Giuseppe's prices are competitive to start with. He doesn't want to lose money by offering big discounts.

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