1 Monty: So we’re going to crash in Turkey?!
2 Emily: No. There’s no way we’ll crash in Turkey!
3 Monty: Well that’s a relief, but how can you be so sure?
4 Emily: We’re actually plummeting towards the Greek island of Rhodes!

After all, all roams lead to Rhodes.

And wait, ... what the hell?

Five thousand strips???

(Okay, minus the 181 that were just extended annotations without any actual comic, but the number up there is 5000 and I think of it as comic 5000.)

If we can believe TV Tropes, there are only 25 other webcomics in existence with more than 5000 strips^[1]. And Square Root of Minus Garfield is one of them, yikes!

I really should stop this train some day. But not this day.

[1] I'm discounting mezzacotta, which is another one of mine, because we kinda cheated with that. And unfortunately the site has died because of various web server upgrades that killed the old code, although all of the archived "Hall of Fame" and "Best Bakes" strips are still visible.