1 Head Death: {at his desk on the unforgiving infinite featureless plane of Death} Ah, Insanely Overpowered Fireballs. Sit down.
1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes, sir.
2 Head Death: Now what's this I hear about you palming your work off on to Stabbed By A Cutlass?
3 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: It wasn't my fault! That pirate changed his mind about the cannons!
4 Head Death: And if you'd waited 10 seconds longer before manifesting he wouldn't have had a mind left to change...
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Oh, good point.

2013-06-01 Rerun commentary: I should try bringing a scythe to work meetings. It could be really intimidatory and establish my position as an alpha male in the business hierarchy.

Though it doesn't seem to help Fireballs much.