1 Head Death: {at his desk} Ah, Insanely Overpowered Fireballs. Sit down.
1 Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: Yes, sir.
2 Head Death: How could you fail to bring in all the people that mage killed with his insanely overpowered fireball?
3 Head Death: Meanwhile, we've had a staff shortfall in other vital areas of our business model...
4 Head Death: I'm demoting you to Sat On By A Giant Frog.
4 Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: Noooo...!

This is of course originally Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool, since promoted to Insanely Overpowered Fireballs, and now following in the footsteps of the original Insanely Overpowered Fireballs (who is currently working for the Nigerian Finance Ministry).

I need a scorecard to keep these Deaths straight...

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2013-04-09 Rerun commentary: I later made a scorecard, but I haven't kept it completely up to date in later comics.

That enormous gun he's carrying, by the way, weighs almost as much as an entire minifig skeleton. Balancing him holding it was a tricky proposition. That's why the end of the barrel rests on the ground - it's holding him up.