1 Mercutio: Hey Ophelia, whatcha doing?
1 Ophelia: I'm trying to work on this documentation.
2 {beat}
3 Ophelia: Don't you have work to do?
3 Mercutio: Oh, I thought I'd just take a short break.
4 Ophelia: The Internet is down, isn't it?
4 Mercutio: About 45 seconds ago.

Hands up everyone whose office is like this. Where you can tell if the Internet is down, because poeple wander around aimlessly, blinking as if they haven't emerged from the dim recesses of their cubicle for days.

Yeah, I thought so.