1 {scene: Inside a secret US Government facility at Area 51}
1 Soldier Ishmael: Time machines, flying saucers, crystal skulls, Bigfoot photos, perpetual motion devices... They're all here at Area 51.
2 Soldier Ishmael: This room contains Greek artefacts. The Golden Fleece, the Palladium of Troy, the Armour of Achilles, the Aegis of Athena.
3 {beat}
4 Young Adam: Mythology confirmed!

Of course technically the Palladium is Trojan, not Greek. And the Fleece spent most of its history in Colchis, not Greece. But you know what he means.

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2025-03-15 Rerun commentary: Also in that room: the Cornucopia, the Caduceus of Hermes, the Apple of Discord, and Pandora's Box.

Careful opening that last one.