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Comic #1555

1 {scene: Head Death's desk}
1 Head Death: SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
2 Head Death: HE WRESTLED THE FROG WHILE BREAKING THE THERMOMETER AND INHALING THE MERCURY FUMES.
3 Head Death: WHEREUPON THE FROG STUCK ITS HAND DOWN HIS THROAT, CAUSING HIM TO LICK ITS POISONOUS SKIN MUCUS...
4 Head Death: ... INSTIGATING SIMULTANEOUS CESSATION OF LIFE TO BOTH PARTIES BY FOUR DIFFERENT CAUSES?
5 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: YES, SIR.
5 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: YES.
5 Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: STREWTH, MATE.
5 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: 'PON MY WORD, GUV.
6 Head Death: I'M SENDING THEM BACK. {Steve and the frog vanish}
7 Head Death: And to discipline all four of you, I'm reassigning Poisoned By Licking A Giant Frog to Insanely Overpowered Fireballs.
8 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Nooo!
8 Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: Nooo!
8 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Noooooo!
8 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: N... Wait. How is that a punishment?
9 {Deaths walk out of Head Death's office}
10 {Deaths slowly trudge across the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death}
11 {more trudging}
12 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: The really sad thing is we were telling the truth.

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I have no idea where that circle of different coloured light visible in the second last panel comes from. It doesn't seem to fit the pattern of lighting I used to illuminate the scene at all.

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