Poll Results

Total votes: 1910

Dungeons & Dragons is satanic: 549 (28.7%)
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd: 369 (19.3%)
Suicide is painless: 251 (13.1%)
Revenge is a dish best served cold: 203 (10.6%)
The customer is always right: 144 (7.5%)
All's fair in love and war: 100 (5.2%)
There are aliens among us: 88 (4.6%)
Beauty is only skin deep: 86 (4.5%)
A watched pot never boils: 67 (3.5%)
No pain, no gain: 53 (2.8%)