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Comic #4518

1 Dwalin: Elvish poetry! Bah! Ye elves ken naught aboot poetry! Try thus:
2 Dwalin: There once was a dwarf king named Thorin,//Who ventured tae lands that were foreign;
3 Dwalin: When a barmaid tae tease ’im//Asked ’ow she could please ’im,//’e said, “Ye can spruce up me sporran!”
4 Alvissa: Are you dwarfsplaining poetry to me??

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Yes, poems.

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