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Comic #3852

1 Dwalin: If yon elf dinnae wish tae see thu tavern burnt doon in thu mornin', why did she agree we could spend thu night here? {translation: If our elvish companion did not want to see the tavern burnt down in the morning, why did she agree we could spend the night here?}
2 Mordekai: Exactly! It's not our fault! Someone else could totally burn it down!
3 {beat}
4 Mordekai: {to other tavern patrons} Do I have any volunteers?!

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This is a good way of getting away with something. Get someone else to do it!

On reflection, I suppose this is why inciting someone else to commit a crime is a crime in itself...

But maybe nobody's come up with that principle in this world yet.

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