1 Mercutio: How about I get us something to eat as well?
2 Shakespeare: Aye! I prithee go and get me some repast; I care not what, so it be wholesome food.
3 Mercutio: Well, there's chicken parma.
3 Shakespeare: A dish that I do love to feed upon.
4 Mercutio: The menu says it comes with... mustard?
4 Shakespeare: I have no beef with that.

Huh. I thought chicken parma was a quintessentially Australian dish, given how it is your iconic bog standard pub meal in this country. But I just learnt that it's popular in the United States as well!^[1] That's bizarre. For some reason I can't quite wrap my head around Americans eating chicken parma.

[1] Though, oddly, it seems to be abbreviated to "chicken parm" there. ... Whut? ... I guess that's one thing we Aussies are still unique in this world for - we know how to abbreviate stuff the right way. ;-)