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Comic #2053

1 SASquaTCH Assistant: Aiiiieeeee!!! It's Cthulhu! {runs screaming}
2 Jane Goodall: Well now you've done it. You've driven my assistant insane. This is terrible.
3 Steve: Crikey! I never meant to 'arm 'im!
3 Jane Goodall: Oh, that's just an occupational hazard.
4 Jane Goodall: I'm more worried about the work disability paperwork I'm going to have to do for SASquaTCH.

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There's bad things.

And then there's paperwork.

2020-03-29 Rerun commentary: The disability allowances for being driven insane by squamously blasphemous Mythos entities include six months of 75% pay while recovering in an asylum, with an extra allowance for gibbering uncontrollably, and a generous death concession for the afflicted's family in cases where the affected worker goes on a murderous rampage and has to be stopped before mutating into a Deep One.

If the affected worker does mutate into a Deep One, all benefits end, as they are then more than capable of supporting their family with a regular seafood diet thereafter.

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