1 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Pickin' up Fireballs' scraps fer sumfink 'at wasn't even my fault...
2 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Well 'ere's no way, guv. I refuse. I won't collect 'em!
3 [caption]: ==Mythbusters== String & doorknob dentistry
4 [sound]: Fwackoom!

I seldom link to personal sites, but this one is amazingly appropriate and far too good to miss [dead link removed]. It contains a 2 minute YouTube video.

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2018-07-22 Rerun commentary: Unfortunately the site I linked to above has died, but fortunately there's a snapshot preserved on archive.org. The embedded video doesn't seem to work on any of my browsers though, but here's a direct link to the video on YouTube.

It seems a lot of people have put more doorknob dentistry videos on YouTube since, but I haven't watched any of them and can't vouch for them. No doubt many of them are pretty horrible. But the one I linked to is cute and not horrible, so worth watching.