1 Qui-Gon: So will he be trained as a Jedi?
1 Mace Windu: No, he will not be trained.
2 Qui-Gon: But he is the Chosen One!
2 Yoda: Our own counsel will we keep on who is to be trained, Master Qui-Gon.
3 Qui-Gon: But why? Is he too old to begin the training?
4 {camera pans out to show Jar Jar waiting patiently outside the Jedi Council chamber}
4 Yoda: No, too stupid.
4 Mace Windu: And what's with the "Meesa wanna be a Jedi" thing?