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Comic #638

1 Head Death: {on the phone, sitting at his desk in the middle of the infinite featureless plane} YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?
2 Head Death: NO, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, WE DON'T ACTUALLY GO OUT AND KILL ANYONE.
3 Head Death: WE JUST WAIT FOR THEM TO DIE, THEN COLLECT THE SOULS.
4 {scene change: The Oval Office}
4 President: {on the phone} I control Taxes, I should control Death, damn it!

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Although LEGO makes very cool looking telephone receivers, they are a bit large for minifigures, and are awkward for them to hold properly. And getting a skeleton to hold one to his mouth is even tougher.

Don't ask me how they got a telephone line to Death. I figure it's a bit like the old Cold War Kremlin hotline. Or something.


2013-11-12 Rerun commentary: This continues the scale difference problem mentioned yesterday. Combine the fact that telephone receivers are too big for the people, with the fact that the people are too big for the vehicles, and you have the result that a LEGO phone handset is about the size of a car tyre.

Talk about your non-mobile phone!

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