1 Iki Piki: {checking his e-mail} Oh man! I hate it when spam has a semi-random subject line and sentences at the beginning to fool spam filters.
2 Iki Piki: It's impossible to tell easily that it's not from a real person.
3 Iki Piki: The best ones almost read as though they were written by an intelligent being. It's a growing catastrophe!
4 Spanners: The real tragedy is that the first few truly self-aware Net entities were deleted as spam bots before anyone realised.

Die, spammers, die!

Spam really sucks. Thankfully I have a good spam filter and don't experience this problem myself.

I also wanted to say that the last two speech balloons were real buggers. I just couldn't break the text in a way that fitted snugly into the balloon shape like I usually manage. This happens now and then, of course, but to have two such nasty examples in a row is rare. Thankfully.