1 {scene: Zeppelin cargo bay. A huge thunderstorm crackles the sky seen through the windows with lightning.}
1 Monty: {still tied up} Erwin! You have more sense than Colonel Haken! Untie us so we can get the zeppelin out of this storm!
2 Erwin: Herr Kolonel Haken informs me die zeppelin is perfectly safe.
3 Monty: What does he know about science? He's a colonel! I have a Ph.D.!
4 Prof. Jones: Didn't you flunk physics and chemistry, Junior?
4 Monty: Dad!!!

The cool lightning in the background comes from photos in the U.S. Government National Oceanic and Aerospace Administration's National Severe Storms Laboratory Photo Library. Although there's a lot of really cool lightning photos on the web, I used these ones because they're public domain, which means I don't need to seek permission from the copyright holder.