Bwahahahah!

And hey, if I offended you, just think how much of a Star Wars nerd I must be to have thought that up.

Okay, it seems this one has baffled some people. Let me ask you one question: Did you at any stage think to yourself:

That's not right. It's "Mos Eisley spaceport", not "Mos Eisley starship landing facility".

• "YES! I did!" Okay. You're a Star Wars fan, right? Now, read panels 3 and 4 again. I'm talking to you, buster. So what if I got the quote wrong, it's irrelevant to Threepio's observation and hence the joke.
• "Uh... no?" Okay. You're not a particularly big Star Wars fan, right? In which case I'm not addressing you in panels 3 and 4, so just ignore them and enjoy the joke that is whole and complete in panels 1 and 2.

On a more serious note, this is an example of what I think of as meta-humour. Firstly, I'm breaking the fourth wall by using myself in the role of writer of the comic, as a character within the comic. Then I, as the writer, address the reader directly. I, as the character of the writer, talk about other material within the comic strip. And I, as the writer, am engaging you, the reader, as another character within the paradigm of the comic strip.

The first two panels stand alone as a joke in themselves. If you never saw panels 3 and 4, you'd get a laugh (or at least a mild chuckle, I hope). I then use panels 3 and 4 to address issues raised by the joke in panels 1 and 2. This is the meta aspect of the larger joke. And I'm basing that commentary on what is going through your mind, the reader.

Now, since I don't know for sure what is going through your mind as you read the comic, I have to make an assumption. I choose to assume that some number of Star Wars fans will be thinking about the (deliberately) misquoted line in panel 1. Obviously, that's why I misquoted the line - there is a reason for these things. I don't generally misquote lines from the films for no reason.

If I'm right in my assumption about you, then hey presto, the larger joke works and hopefully you get a much bigger laugh than you would have got from panels 1 and 2 alone. At least that's the theory. (And you should realise that, as a humorous medium, I poke fun at my readers in a good-hearted way. If you feel offended by being told to get a life within the context of a good-natured joke, you probably shouldn't be reading Irregular Webcomic!)

If I'm wrong in my assumption about you, then you probably don't "get" the joke in panels 3 and 4. In which case, well, you can ignore panels 3 and 4 and at least get a smirk. It probably isn't as satisfying, but come back tomorrow and there'll be a new comic for you.

Finally, I don't make any apologies for pulling this sort of meta-humour on you. I'm a convoluted guy, and I have convoluted humour sometimes. If just 1% of my readers today got a rip-roaring belly-laugh, I'm happy. Humour is hit and miss. Different things appeal to different people, and I will not compromise my own sense of fun in order to try and make it a hit for every reader every day.

And, for those who complain that when I "explain" the joke I ruin the humour: Turn the annotations off! It's configurable, you know! ;-)