1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Well, I think I’ve added as much information as I’m comfortable with to LinkedIn. Gotta keep some things private.
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: “Warning: Your profile is too bare-bones.”
3 {beat}
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: That’s uncanny. How did they know?

Another gag suggested by my friends when I asked them what problems a skeleton would have using LinkedIn.

While I was happily employed by a certain major camera industry company for several years, I never bothered having a LinkedIn account. When the Sydney office closed in 2018 and my co-workers and I all lost our jobs, I figured I should probably create one, and did so. Occasionally since I've had recruiters contacting me, offering me wonderful employment opportunities that are completely mismatched with my advertised skill set. About the only good thing I've gotten out of it is vaguely staying in touch with people I knew from my previous job.