1 {scene: Abydos}
1 Prof. Jones: Marvellous! Look at this place! If only Junior could see this!
2 Minnesota Jones: He will when he finishes walking from the station.
3 Prof. Jones: Too bad the taxi driver didn’t understand that he wanted to come too.
4 Minnesota Jones: Yes, too bad. He could have told him, if only he spoke Arabic.

The background here is an actual photo of the Temple of Seti I in Abydos taken in 1856 (and so now public domain), from Wikimedia Commons. I recoloured it a bit.