1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I CAN'T DO ANY OF THE WORK OF PROCESSING ALL THESE PEOPLE, SIR.
1 Head Death: WHY NOT?
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I'M DEATH OF BEING STARED AT ANGRILY BY A GIANT FROG. NOBODY HERE DIED OF THAT.
4 Head Death: I'M PROMOTING YOU TO INSANELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS.

I could be subtle, but what the hell:

Be careful what you wish for, kids.

I said, be careful what you wish for.