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Comic #1992

1 Ishmael: {into phone} Hi, I'm calling to volunteer for the space mission to deflect the asteroid, that the government advertised on the net. I have experience dealing with Martian plans.
2 Charity Collector Guy: {into phone} But do you know anything about deploying nuclear explosives?
3 Ishmael: {into phone} Oh please. I'm a science student!
4 Ishmael: {into phone} Give me two bottles of Mountain Dew and 10 hours to cram, and I can fake it!

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Mountain Dew is, in the USA at least, a highly caffeinated fizzy drink with a reputation of being one of the potential drinks of choice to invigorate students needing to study all night. Exactly how something labelled "mountain dew", with its connotations of purity and unadulterated fresh water, came to be used for a mind-altering drink compiled mostly of artificial ingredients is a mystery justified only by the minds of teams of advanced marketing technicians with degrees in twisting consumer expectations for massive profit. (Edit: Apparently "mountain dew" is an old American slang term for moonshine, which was adopted by those clever marketing technicians specifically for the connotations of potency and rawness, rather than purity and wholesomeness that come to the minds of people not versed in this lore. Language can be strange sometimes.)

Interestingly, a product named Mountain Dew, also produced by the Pepsi-Cola Company, is also sold in Canada and Australia, but in both those countries it has no caffeine whatsoever, and subsequently no reputation beyond "yet another bland, artificially flavoured, sickeningly sweet soft drink". This rather devalues the mystique of the drink.

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