1 {scene: The Nigerian Finance Minister's office}
1 Investor: Oh! I see now. That explains how all these investment schemes are genuine and workable. I must say, my hat's off to you. It's brilliant.
2 Nigerian Finance Minister: Thank you. It's quite straightforward once you understand it properly.
3 Investor: Yes, indeed it is. Put me in for another 20,000.
4 Nigerian Finance Minister: If only everyone could have heard what I just explained to you, sir, they'd never laugh at Nigerian investment schemes again.

I'm sending all my money to Nigeria as we speak.