1 {scene: A courtroom.}
1 Defence Counsel: ... so it's clear, your Honour, from this new footage that my client acted purely in self defence, and thus must be acquitted.
2 Judge: Hmmm. But it's inconsistent with the earlier film, shown by the prosecution. This whole case really boils down to one question: Who fired the first shot?
3 Everyone in the jury box: Han shot first! Han shot first!
4 Han: {on the phone} George? It's Han. I'm not paying. Your little ruse didn't fool anybody!

This strip is dedicated to absent friends and readers: Raffi, missed, but not forgotten.