1 Head Death: You're demoted to Death of Being Poisoned By Licking A Giant Frog.
2 {Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs looks dejected as he stands silently.}
3 {Close up of dejection.}
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: {suddenly raising a fist} What's with all the giant frogs?!

There are some frogs you really don't want to lick.

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2016-07-09 Rerun commentary: That's a question that many people had been wanting to ask for a long time, by the time this comic was first published.

Of course this meant it couldn't actually be answered.