Poll Results

Total votes: 3433

<choose> is an option: 777 (22.6%)
Black is a colour: 770 (22.4%)
Atheism is a religion: 406 (11.8%)
Silence is a conversation: 378 (11.0%)
NULL is a pointer: 255 (7.4%)
Naked is an outfit: 219 (6.4%)
John Cage's 4'33" is music: 182 (5.3%)
Nothing is something: 160 (4.7%)
Anarchy is a form of government: 128 (3.7%)
A blank canvas is art: 51 (1.5%)
Not collecting stamps is a hobby: 50 (1.5%)
Vacuum is matter: 41 (1.2%)
Bald is a hair colour: 16 (0.5%)

I myself have spent many an enjoyable hour in my spare time not collecting stamps.