| We've met on occasion, I find it charming and want to see it more: 524 (19.0%) |  |
| Love/Hate: Sometimes I really love it, sometimes I can't stand it: 475 (17.2%) | |
| I think we might have met once: 332 (12.0%) | |
| It's fickle, I know it doesn't care about me, but I love it anyway: 263 (9.5%) | |
| We've never met, so I have no real opinion: 169 (6.1%) | |
| I gave it love, but it betrayed me, foul stinking creature from Hell: 169 (6.1%) | |
| Pure unadulterated mutual romantic love of the first degree: 153 (5.5%) | |
| We've met on occasion, but I took an instant dislike to it: 133 (4.8%) | |
| We've never met, but I've heard good things: 111 (4.0%) | |
| I know it all too well, I try my hardest to avoid it at all costs: 110 (4.0%) | |
| Wicked depraved lust expressed in hedonistic pleasures: 101 (3.7%) | |
| I interact with it purely for money, I gain no pleasure or pain from it: 87 (3.2%) | |
| I'm its slave, it whips me and beats me, but I can't escape!: 75 (2.7%) | |
| We've never met, but I've heard bad things: 56 (2.0%) | |
