Poll Results

Total votes: 940

Recorder badly played by child: 373 (39.7%)
Trumpet played by neighbour at 2am: 252 (26.8%)
Kazoo: 125 (13.3%)
Bagpipes: 78 (8.3%)
Piano accordian: 49 (5.2%)
Violin: 29 (3.1%)
Drums: 20 (2.1%)
French horn: 14 (1.5%)

To you know who you are: Yes I do, and your mother wears army boots. ;-)