1 Iki Piki: {as the chat network guy wanders off} If he's come from a computer system in the past, is it likely that other things have too?
2 Spanners: Yes. And computers back then were infested with viruses and worms and all manner of foul things.
3 Spanners: We better be careful. The next thing we come across could be infinitely more nasty.
4 Clippy the Microsoft Office Assistant: It looks like you need help navigating cyberspace!

If you don't know Clippy, consider yourself lucky.

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2014-03-15 Rerun commentary: Wow. There are probably people reading this now who were born after Clippy was banished from Windows, never to be seen again, except in reruns of comics of the era.

Lucky devils.