1 Ishmael: If you give me pizzas for my party, I’ll tell everyone to get their pizzas from here!
2 Giuseppe: But this is the only pizzeria in town.
2 Ishmael: Well... I’ll say get pizza instead of Thai food.
3 Giuseppe: But the owner of the Thai place is a friend of mine!
4 Ishmael: You know Phoid Mary?
4 Giuseppe: I was the one who told her to name the restaurant after herself!

Pizza and Thai food... two of my favourite things. I'm fortunate to have both sorts of restaurants^[1] in abundance in useful proximity to where I live.

My favourite locally owned pizza place even does a Thai chicken pizza. Although honestly I've only had it a few times and prefer some of the more traditional offerings.

[1] Country and Western.^[2]

[2] As in from a specific country (Thailand), and Western as in food from a Western European culture.^[3]

[3] Neat how that worked out.