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Comic #4214

1 Ishmael: Did they hurt you?
2 Elspeth: I would have given them a swift kick in the groin if they tried anything.
3 Ishmael: I’m... not sure if that would work. I think their... organs are differently placed.
4 Elspeth: I know some people get cosmetic surgery, but that’s ridiculous.

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There's that scene in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country where Kirk is obviously outmatched by a brawny alien, and he kicks it in the knee, which immediately causes the alien to cower away, whimpering. A minor character comments, "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain."

While this is somewhat amusing, I can't help wondering what sex looks like for that species...

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