1 {scene: Giuseppe’s pizzeria}
1 Giuseppe: {on the phone} A garlic bread and a large pepperoni? Sì.
2 Giuseppe: Cosa? You want me draw a picture inside the box lid?
3 Giuseppe: Of course I can do! Italians are the best artists! Like Michelangelo!
4 Giuseppe: How long until delivery? Give me four years.

Inspired by the discovery that apparently asking your pizza place to draw a picture inside your pizza box is a thing.

There are plenty of articles showing interesting, amusing, and sometimes surprisingly artistic examples, but they're all on click-baity ad-heavy sites, so I'll just leave you to search for them yourselves if you're interested.

I considered having the order be for something that rhymes with "Sistine Chapel", but the best I could come up with was a "Swiss/pineapple pizza", which sounded like the sort of thing Giuseppe would refuse to make.

I almost used Twitter to ask followers for a pizza topping that rhymes with "Sistine Chapel", but then I thought better of it.