1 Ron: Actually, I'd probably rather not be dead at all.
1 Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: THERE'S ALWAYS THE CHALLENGE.
2 Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: YOU CAN PLAY A GAME AGAINST ME FOR YOUR LIFE.
2 Ron: Brilliant! Are you any good at Quidditch?
3 Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE CARDS, DOES IT?
3 Ron: Blimey! I thought you'd have loads of experience in this job.
4 Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: THE AD WAS DISAPPOINTINGLY VAGUE.

2012-08-13 Rerun commentary: Yes, one does not become a Death easily. You have to answer the job ad, then sit through a gruelling series of interviews, where they ask questions like:

• Where do you see yourself in the next five years?
• Are you comfortable with travelling the unfathomed realms of time and space to perform your duties?
• Why do you want to work in the soul collecting business?

The correct answers are:

• Being an integral part of a successful and essential service-providing enterprise.
• I enjoy travel, but never at the expense of the job.
• I really like meeting new people.