Allosaurus for President!

I urge all U.S. readers to cast their votes for the Allosaurus!

Allosaurus Policy Statements

• Current politicians are poseurs. Put a real carnivorous predator in power!
• Raw meat for all.
• Promote global warming to usher in a new Age of the Dinosaurs.
• No separation of church and state. Mmmm... prey in schools...
• Let's make America prehistoric again.
• Get those bastards at the International Commission for Zoological Nomenclature to change Apatosaurus back to Brontosaurus!!!
• I'll bite the head off anyone who disagrees.

Allosaurus Campaign Watch

• Allosaurus announces White House bid
• Allosaurus to debate G.W. Bush

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