1 Ophelia: Hey Will. What are you working on?
2 Shakespeare: It's called a "fan-fic".
3 Shakespeare: I'm writing an original story using characters from Diane Duane's Young Wizards series.
4 Ophelia: You know, I was hoping you were going to say the documentation for the Integral Systems project.

As I write this, I'd rather be writing fan-fics at work than the numerous end-of-year reports with tight deadlines that I'm currently doing.

(No, I'm not writing this at work.)

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2023-11-25 Rerun commentary: I don't think I realised it at the time, but Integral Systems was a real company, who manufactured satellite command ground systems.

And here's a handy link to the Young Wizards series, in case you wanted to have a look at that, which I definitely knew was a real thing.