Poll Results

Total votes: 2943

God: 933 (31.7%)
Greedo shot first: 840 (28.5%)
Actually, these are all true: 387 (13.1%)
Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone: 141 (4.8%)
Bielefeld is a real city in Germany: 122 (4.1%)
Global warming: 112 (3.8%)
Fluoridation of drinking water is safe: 100 (3.4%)
Aliens are not visiting Earth: 90 (3.1%)
Evolution: 87 (3.0%)
Paul McCartney is alive: 46 (1.6%)
Crop circles are all faked: 36 (1.2%)
Elvis is dead: 26 (0.9%)
Apollo moon landings: 23 (0.8%)

Of course, voting for "Actually, these are all true" means you think the fact that all of these things are true is the biggest lie ever perpetrated on humanity.

I'm honoured you think so much of me.