Poll Results

Total votes: 1024

Ask Dr Ginny Smith for a date: 454 (44.3%)
Flee to another webcomic: 182 (17.8%)
Kill Haken and become Colonel Erwin: 173 (16.9%)
Assassinate Hitler's Brain: 86 (8.4%)
Flee to Switzerland: 45 (4.4%)
Defect to England: 42 (4.1%)
Maintain the status quo: 42 (4.1%)