Poll Results

Total votes: 814

Assassinated by Jane Goodall: 278 (34.2%)
An insanely overpowered fireball: 201 (24.7%)
Shot by Greedo: 129 (15.8%)
Sat on by a giant frog: 85 (10.4%)
Wrestling Cthulhu: 79 (9.7%)
Eaten by a dinosaur: 17 (2.1%)
Wrestling a stroppy gorilla: 14 (1.7%)
Wrestling a crocodile: 11 (1.4%)

I thought of adding "Living for over 900 years" as an option, but fell back on my principle that if over 90% of people are likely to choose that option then it's better not to include it, as the overall results will be pretty boring. I felt justified when at least a dozen people took the effort to express to me their disappointment that they couldn't choose "old age" or "he's immortal" or "living for over 900 years".