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General Rules for Hurt & Heal Games:
  • Each player may make a turn once per day (you may use local timezones to determine your 'day').
  • Hurt one option for 10 points.
  • Heal one option for 5 points.
  • It's allowable to hurt and heal the same option in one turn, if you so desire.
  • Any option that reaches 0 or lower is eliminated and should be removed from the list by the subsequent player.
  • The game ends when all options but one have been eliminated, or when one option reaches a score of 200 points.
  • The person making the last move is declared that game's winner, and may create the next Hurt & Heal game.
  • A new game cannot be created until the thread for the old game has disappeared from the board (self-purging after 7 days of inactivity).
Game 1: IWC Characters

Started by: ??
Won by: John Campbell

Draak
Head Death
Steve
Dr. Montana "Monty" Jones
Paris
Adam
Julius
James Stud
Will Shakespeare
The Man In Black
Captain Spatula
The Nigerian Finance Minister
Harry Potter
Jar Jar Binks


Game 2: More IWC Characters

Started by: John Campbell
Won by: IWC Junkie

Ophelia
Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals
Kyros
Cthulhu
Captain Long Tom Short
Quarrel
Serron
Marcus
The Allosaurus
Jamie
Ishmael
Professor North Dakota Jones
Refractive Man
Hermione Granger


Game 3: Even More IWC Characters

Started by: IWC Junkie
Won by: IWC Junkie

Terry
Wendy Wenchgood
Alvissa
Mercutio
Dr Ginny Smith
Death of Being Ground by a Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool
Charon
Iki Piki
Darth Vader
Martians
Colonel Haken
Honey Ryder
Worm Master
Draco Malfoy


Game 4: US Presidents

Started by: ??
Won by: IWC Junkie

Thomas Jefferson (200)
Abraham Lincoln (125)
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (80)
John Adams (75)
James Madison (70) / Harry S. Truman (70)
George Washington (65)
John F. Kennedy (60)
Woodrow Wilson (eliminated)
Lyndon B. Johnson (eliminated)
Bill Clinton (eliminated)
Ronald Reagan (eliminated)
Richard Nixon (eliminated)
George W. Bush (eliminated)


Game 5: TV Science Fiction Series

Started by: IWC Junkie
Won by: ??

Star Trek (the original series)
Quantum Leap
Doctor Who
The Twilight Zone
Firefly
Stargate SG-1
Babylon 5
Farscape
Blake’s Seven
Space 1999
Lost in Space
V (the miniseries)
X-Files
Battlestar Galactica (the new series)


Game 6: The Return of IWC Characters

Started by: ??
Won by: Mirage GSM

DMM
Death of IOFB
Death of IHMC
The Allosaurus
Iki Piki
Steve
Hitler's Brain
Serron
James Stud
Anakin Skywalker/DV


Game 7: Notable Scientists

Started by: Mirage GSM
Won by: ??

Hubble, Edwin Powell
Goodall, Jane
Fleming, Alexander
Poincaré, Henri
Lavoisier, Antoine
Richthofen, Baron Ferdinand von
Ferrel, William
Liebig, Justut von
Colbert, Jean-Baptiste
Kurtz, Thomas Eugene
Cousteau, Jacques-Yves
Oppenheimer, Robert
Lamarck, Jean-Baptiste
Jung, Carl Gustav


Game 8: Science Fiction Authors

Started by: ??
Won by: ??

Isaac Asimov
Larry Niven
H G Wells
Arthur C Clarke
Douglas Adams
Robert A Heinlein
Ray Bradbury
Philip K Dick
Frank Herbert
Jules Verne
Iain M Banks
Ursula K Le Guin
Orson Scott Card
Aldous Huxley
William Gibson


Game 9: Evil Dictators

Started by: ??
Won by: Lars

Mao Zedong
Josef Stalin
Adolf Hitler
Hideki Tojo
Pol Pot
Augusto Pinochet
Ayatollah Khomeini
Francisco Franco
Omar al-Bashir
Benito Mussolini
Manuel Noriega
Emilio Aguinaldo
Hosni Mubarak
Vladimir Lenin
Simon Bolivar


Game 10: Superhero Movies

Started by: Lars
Won by: NeilTarrant

Batman Begins
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
X-Men
Hellboy
X2: X-Men United
Superman Returns
The Punisher
Fantastic Four
Ghost Rider
X-Men: The Last Stand
Daredevil
Catwoman
Hulk
Elektra


Game 11: Least Likely SF Advance

Started by: NeilTarrant
Won by: Ferrous

Anti-gravity / gravitational repulsion
Transporters / Teleporters
Faster than light drive
Inertial dampeners
Bioships
Artificial gravity
Faster than light communications
Universal translators
Shields
Forcefields
Cloaking devices
Laser/Phaser weapons


Game 12: Best Movie Trilogy

Started by: Ferrous
Won by: Xocrates

[200] The Lord of the Rings
[145] Indiana Jones
[130] Back to the Future
[120] Spider Man
[105] The Pirates of the Caribbean
[100] The Dollars Trilogy (Clint Eastwood)
[100] The Godfather
[100] The Terminator
[0]Blade
[0]Austin Powers
[0]Robocop
[0]Rush Hour
[0]Mission Impossible
[0]The Matrix
[0]The Ring


Game 13: Best Archetype

Started by: Xocrates
Won by: Dr. B

Vikings
Pirates
Ninjas
Elves
Dwarves
Orcs
Zombies
Vampires
Wookies
Klingons
Greys (the aliens)
Cowboys
Harry Potter
Mimes


Game 14: The Next Dominant Lifeform

Started by: Dr. B
Won by: Teddy

Chimpanzee
Domesticated Dog
Rat
“Domesticated” Cat
Dolphin
Brown Bear
Argentine Ant
Squirrel
Cockroach
Wasp
Duck
Cow
Plants


Game 15: Best Spaceship

Started by: Teddy
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)
Galactica (Battlestar Galactica: Re-imagined)
Prometheus (Stargate SG-1)
Serenity (Firefly and Serenity)
Enterprise E (Star Trek: Nemesis)
Voyager (Star Trek: Voyager)
Slave 1 (Star Wars)
Sulaco (Aliens)
Borg Cube (Star Trek)
Neago (Simon of Space)
Nostromo (Alien)
Discovery One (2001: A Space Odyssey)
Apollo 11 (Real Ship)


Game 16: Best Mode of Transportation

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: David RS

Balloon/Blimp/Zeppelin
Feet
Bicycle
Train
Boat
Tram
Riding
Subway
Motorcycle
Coach/Sled
Ferry
Yacht
Helicopter
Private Car
Bus
Charter Flight
Taxi
Scheduled Flight


Game 17: What is the Best IWC! Theme?

Started by: David RS
Won by: Sharruma

Death
Fantasy
Space
Steve and Terry
Miscellaneous & Me
Cliffhangers
Mythbusters
Star Wars
Espionage
Martians
Shakespeare
Harry Potter
Nigerian Finance Minister
Pirates
Imperial Rome
Supers


Game 18: Most Popular Death?

Started by: Sharruma
Won by: Dr B

[200] Head Death
[180] Insanely Overpowered Fireballs
[145] Annoying The Cartoonist
[120] Beaten To A Pulp By Fellow Party Members
[105] Being Smothered By Licking Kittens
[100] Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals
[100] Drowning In A Reactor Pool
[90] Sat On By Giant Frog
[90] Poisoned By Licking A Giant Frog
[90] Bitten By A Red Mamba
[85] Being Wrestled To Death By Steve
[85] Being Covered In Custard
[65] Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool
[60] Choking On A Giant Frog
[55] Being A Dirty Rotten Snitch
Inciting A Worker Rebellion In An Organisation With Supernatural Power Over Life And Death
Impaled By A Javelin
Living Over 900 Years
Stabbed By A Cutlass
Natural Causes For Giant Frogs
Having Your Pelvis Crushed
Charon
Horrible Pun


Game 19: Which General would be Victorious?

Started by: Dr B
Won by: Mirage_GSM

Genghis Kahn
Sun Tzu
Erwin Rommel
Robert E. Lee
Alexander the Great
Attila the Hun
Saladin
William Wallace
Napoleon Bonaparte
David
Joan of Arc
George Washington
Hannibal


Game 20: Innovation for Advancement of Humanity

Started by : Mirage GSM
Won by: David RS

Telegraph
Printing Press
Microscope / Telescope
Lighter-Than-Air-Flight
Steam Engine
Vaccination
Accounting
Electricity
Factories
Heliocentric cosmology
Theory of Gravitation
Atomic Theory
Theory of Evolution
Zipper


Game 21: What do you take to the 1600’s, given the abiltity to duplicate anything 'recorded' on the item you take?

Started by: David RS
Won by: Uncle Gustav

A rubbish bin
Lots of LEGO bricks
Computer
Handycam
Radio transmitter
Telephone
Sketchbook
PDA
Dictation machine
Still image camera
Diary
Bolt-cutters
A musical instrument
A knife
A letter opener


Game 22: As a dung beetle, which special ability would you choose?

Started by: Uncle Gustav
Won by: Sharruma

Camouflage
Burrowing
Burning chemicals
Supersonic flight
Opposable thumbs
Immune to temperature
Total stasis
Reading skills
Horrible smell
Venomous bite
Annoying noise
Past memories
Tap-dancing
Mysteriousness
Explosive power


Game 23: Best Secret Agent

Started by: Sharruma
Won by: Lars

Dangermouse
Maxwell Smart
George Smiley
John Steed
Napoleon Solo
Harry Palmer
John Drake
James Stud
Derek Flint
Craig Stirling
Johnny English
Harry Tasker
James Bond
Jason Bourne
Austin Powers


Game 24: Best Magical Sword

Started by: Lars
Won by: DavidRS

[200] Vorpal Sword - Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll
[155] Dyrnwyn - Welsh mythology
[120] Gram - Norse mythology
[20] Narsil - The Lord of the Rings series of novels
Excalibur - Arthurian legend
Hrunting - Beowulf Old English Epic
Stormbringer - Elric of Melniboné series of novels
Master Sword - The Legend of Zelda series of video games
Godsbane - The Avatar series of novels (Forgotten Realms campaign setting for D&D)
Tessaiga - InuYasha anime series
Masamune - Final Fantasy VII video game
Soul Reaver - Legacy of Kain video game series
The Power Sword - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe animated series
Gryffindor's Sword - Harry Potter series of novels
The Sword of Shannara - Shannara series of novels
Callandor - Wheel of Time series of novels


Game 25: Best LEGO Theme

Started by: DavidRS
Won by: Shadowviking

[200] Castle
[155] City
[120] Technic
[105] Creator
[90] Duplo
[55] Mindstorms
[25] Trains
[20] Star Wars
[15] Indiana Jones
Racers
Mars Mission
Mosaic
Ferrari
Speed Racer


Game 26: Culturally Significant SF Films

Started by: Shadowviking
Won by: Hydro Globus

Star Wars: A New Hope
Planet Of The Apes (the original one)
2001: Space Odyssey
Blade Runner
Aliens
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
The Terminator
The Fifth Element
Back to the Future
ET
The Invisible Man
The Matrix
Frankenstein (1910 version)
Mars Attacks!
Lost In Space (the movie)
Equilibrium (2002 version)


Game 27: Whose Advance do we Keep?

Started by: Hydro Globus
Won by: Mirage GSM

[200] Déri Miksa (Iron-Core Transformer)
[140] Bánki Donát (Carburetor)
[125] Jedlik Ányos (Dynamo)
[115] Erdős Pál (Erdős -number)
[100] Neumann János (Computer stuff - RAM/Binary use etc)
[80] Gábor Dénes (Holography)
Kandó Kálmán (Electric Train)
Szilárd Leó (Nuclear Chain Reaction)
Eötvös Loránd (Gravitational Theory (post Newton))
Szent-Györgyi Albert (Vitamin C)
Halmos Pál (Mathematical Notation)
Bolyai János (Non-Euclidean Geometry)
Teller Ede (H-Bomb)
Irinyi János (Noiseless Match)
Rubik Ernő (Rubik Cube)


Game 28: Important Dates

Started by: Mirage_GSM
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

1945-08-06 (Hiroshima)
1939-09-01 (Invasion of Poland)
1933-01-30 (Hitler becomes Chancellor of Germany)
1914-06-28 (Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand)
1941-12-07 (Pearl Harbor)
1959-01 (Vietnam War)
1962-10-28 (Cuban Missile Crisis)
1929-10-24 (Wall Street Crash of 1929)
1989-11-09 (Fall of the Berlin Wall)
1969-07-20 (Apollo 11)
1944-06-06 (D-Day)
1948-06-24 (Berlin Airlift)
1948-05-14 (Israeli independence)
1979-02-01 (Iranian Revolution)
1994-04-27 (Post-apartheid elections in South Africa)
1901-01-22 (Death of Queen Victoria)


Game 29: Least Useless Desert Island Item

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: Tah

Handkerchief
Hot plate
Table knife
Sand dial
Spectacle frame
Laptop computer
Pen
10 ping pong balls
Roll of toilet paper
Makeup Kit
100 paper clips
Comic book
1 kilogram of salt


Game 30: Which mutant radioactive character bit you and gave you (some of) their abilities?

Started by: Tah
Won by: Sharruma

[200] Ü
[125] James Stud
[120] Sallah
[115] Dr. Ginny Smith
[105] Lambert
[95] Steve
[90] Charon
[90] Serron
[80] Draak
[80] The Nigerian Finance Minister
[60] Will Shakespeare
Quercus
Captain Spatula
Captain Long Tom Short


Game 31: As an up-and-coming cartoon star, who would you choose to co-star with to kick-start your career?

Started by: Sharruma
Won by: Dr. B

Marvin The Martian
Porky Pig
Daffy Duck
Elmer Fudd
Wile E Coyote
Foghorn Leghorn
Yosemite Sam
Sylvester
The Tazmanian Devil
Road Runner
Speedy Gonzales
Tweety Pie
Bugs Bunny
Pepe Le Pew


Game 32: Favourite ‘parasite’.

Started by: Dr. B
Won by: digital dervish

Mosquito (Real Life)
Vampire (Various Fiction)
Metroid (Metroid)
Symbiote (Spider-Man)
Headcrab (Half-Life 2)
Anzat (Star Wars)
Critter (Xenophobe)
Flood (Halo)
Wraith (Stargate: Atlantis)
Predacytes (Tokyo Mew Mew)


Game 33: Die ‘baddest’ wurst

Started by: digital dervish
Won by: Uncle Gustav

bratwurst
weißwurst
kielbasi
haggis
mettwurst
hot dogs
liverwurst
black pudding
bologna
knackwurst
salami
Italian pork sausage
white pudding
chorizo
bangers


Game 34: Which book would you choose to summon a character as companion, given that the book’s villain will also show up to control zombie kangaroos?

Started by: Uncle Gustav
Won by: Sharruma

The Chronicles of Narnia
Beowulf
The Wizard of Oz
Jurassic Park
An encyclopedia of Marvel comics
Old Testament
Dracula
The Lord of the Rings
Grimm's Fairytales
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Odyssey
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
H. P. Lovecraft collection
Let the books choose randomly


Game 35: What should have been the subject of this H&H?

Started by: Sharruma
Won by: Smerk

Fantasy Creatures
Dragons
Dystopian World
Phobias/Disabilities
Superhero Movie
Famous Cats
Sci-fi Shows
Key Events
Redshirt Armies
Next H&H?
Smerk!
Last 15 H&H's
Musical Groups
Best Doctor?
Doctor Who Villains


Game 36: Which fantasy creature would you make a reality?

Started by: Smerk
Won by: Tah

Phoenix
Pegasus
Griffin
Dragon
Caladrius
Sphinx
Kelpie
Kraken
Vegetable Lamb
Unicorn


Game 37: Which classic arcade video game would you put yourself in to play?

Started by: Tah
Won by: burning

Space Invaders
Pac Man
Frogger
Donkey Kong
Q*bert
Pole Position
Centipede
Defender
Dig Dug
Joust
Berserk
Missile Command
Asteroids


Game 38: Which non-chocolate dessert would you order?

Started by: burning
Won by: AnnieFan

[200] Baklava
[115] Stollen
[110] Gulab Jamun
[110] Dulce de Leche
[100] Flan
[95] Mille-feuille
[85] Stilton
[80] Gooey butter cake
[65] Sticky Rice
[50] Sopaipilla
Green Tea Ice Cream
Bread Pudding
Cognac


Game 39: Star Wars Characters Smackdown

Started by: AnnieFan
Won by: Mad Cow

Han Solo
Master Yoda
Master Obi-Wan
Palpatine/Darth Sidious
Boba Fett
Mace Windu
Luke
Darth Maul
Count Dooku
Anakin
The Stormtroopers


Game 40: The Next International Holiday

Started by: Mad Cow
Won by: Uncle Gustav

Hug An Eldritch Horror Day
Entropy Reversal Day
Take Your Porcupine To Work Day
Allosaurus Day
Chocolate Muffin With Sprinkles Day
Wrestle Steve To Death Day
Think Like A Dalek Day
Maine Coon Tickling Day
Cylon Appreciation Day
Non-Euclidean Economics Day
Aleph-Aleph-Null Day
Han Shot First Day
Leave Your Gundam At Home Day
Keep The List From Being 13 Long Day


Game 41: Item most useful in the previous 24 hours

Started by: Uncle Gustav
Won by: Dark Helmet

[200] Know the exact time
[125] Narcotic squid
[125] Turn things to Cheddar
[120] Magic ring
[75] Spider repellent
[75] Dancing beetle
[60] Flamethrower
Sledgehammer
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Solar-powered iron
Wild boar
Preserved bodies
Rain
Turn into a cat


Game 42: With which Hitchhiker's character would you most like to spend the day?

Started by: Dark Helmet
Won by: Henning Makholm

Trillian
Ford Prefect
Arthur Dent
Slartibartfast
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged
Silastic Armourfiends of Striterax
Marvin the Paranoid Android


Game 43: How is the Earth destroyed?

Started by: Henning Makholm
Won by: carpfen_blau

Kyros
Colliding hadrons
Death Star
The singularity
Little Doctor
Reality dysfunction
Rocks fall, everyone dies
Fwndyri attack
Vogons
Unicron
Chaos threory
Running out of days


Game 44: Which sports item is most useful, beyond its intended purpose?

Started by: carpfen_blau
Won by: Tah

[200] Flying disc
[165] Tennis racquet
[95] Ice hockey puck
[65] Bowling pin
[45] Lacrosse stick
[45] Boxing glove
Unihoc ball
Curling broom
Pool noodle
Hula Hoop


Game 45: If unable to put square brackets at the front, how would you format your H&H?

Started by: Tah (curse you!)
Won by: AnnieFan

<200> Or completely different?
(155) Or not so different?
{145} Maybe this?
0 Don't use anything?
\0\ Something like this?
-0- Forget brackets?
Or this? (0)
"0" Quote it?
Or this one? \0\
Less than, greater than? <0>
Or maybe this? {0}
Unquote it? "0"
Like this? [0]
Not even at the end? 0
Cause confusion? -0-


Game 46: Stupid similes. Life is like…

Started by: AnnieFan
Won by: Taneb

Chocolate dice
Used car
Killer rabbit
Episode 1
Life
Bowl of cherries
Droid factory
Basic trigonometry


Game 47: Best H&H (1-15)

Started by: Taneb
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

Game 11: Least Likely SF Advance
Game 5: TV Science Fiction Series
Game 14: The Next Dominant Lifeform
Game 10: Superhero Movies
Game 15: Best Spaceship
Game 7: Notable Scientists
Game 1: IWC Characters
Game 8: Science Fiction Authors
Game 13: Best Archetype
Game 9: Evil Dictators
Game 12: Best Movie Trilogy
Game 4: US Presidents
Game 2: More IWC Characters
Game 6: The Return of IWC Characters
Game 3: Even More IWC Characters


Game 48: Choose your favourite lanthanide.

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: Uncle Gustav

Neodymium
Holmium
Promethium
Lutetium
Thulium
Gadolinium
Lanthanum
Samarium
Dysprosium
Europium
Erbium
Praseodymium
Terbium
Cerium
Ytterbium


Game 49: Which is least likely to win this Hurt & Heal?

Started by: Uncle Gustav
Won by: Tah

The colour red
An electric teapot
Tai chi
Jellybeans
A possum
Veal scallopini
October
Shiny pretty rocks
Highlander: The Series
A Night at the Opera
An accounting and tax preparation office


Game 50: Favourite philosopher?

Started by: Tah
Won by: carpfen_blau

Thomas Hobbes
Aristotle
David Hume
Socrates
G.W.F. Hegel
Martin Heidegger
August Wilhelm Schlegel
Arthur Schopenhauer
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Immanuel Kant
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Friedrich Nietzsche
Plato
John Stuart Mill
René Descartes
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Game 51: Which information should be included on the time travel shirt?

Started by: carpfen_blau
Won by: AnnieFan

Logarithm
Hyperbolic functions
Gauss distribution
Exponential decay
Poisson distribution
Lorentzian function
Error function
Trigonometric functions


Game 52: Which is the worst punishment?

Started by: AnnieFan
Won by: Henning Makholm

[200] Random whistle
[180] No computer
[135] Twilight
[80] Spinning
[60] Unspecified punishment
[20] Something in your teeth
Star Wars prequels
Boring lecture
Ignored
Pun-ishment


Game 53: Which method should we use to determine the H&H winner?

Started by: Henning Makholm
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

[200] Last play
[100] Penultimate heal
[100] Most heals
[100] Last hurt
[100] Winner decides
[80] Most merciful
[80] Most ruthless
[70] Most hurts
[65] First heal
[65] No winner
[40] Median play
[40] Weighted most hurts


Game 54: The best moon of Neptune.

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: manyhills

Laomedeia
Naiad
Larissa
Nereid
Galatea
Sao
Thalassa
Psamathe
Halimede
Proteus
Triton
Neso
Despina


Game 55: What would you say to cheer up someone whose life is bleak and miserable?

Started by: manyhills
Won by: Henning Makholm

Worse things happen at sea you know
Could be worse. Could be raining
I burned my tongue on some coffee this morning, so I totally know what you're going through
At least you've still got your health
Life isn't fair, get used to it
You think that's bad? Let me tell you about MY day
Cheer up, it may never happen
It's not the end of the world
It's all part of God's grand plan
Turn that frown upside-down


Game 56: Which is the most heroic abandoned theory?

Started by: Henning Makholm
Won by: Treehugger

Phlogiston and caloric theory
Le Sage gravity
Ptolemaic astronomy
Martian canals
Luminiferous æther
Steady state cosmology
Bohr's atom
Lamarckian inheritance
Historical materialism
Phrenology
Geosynclinal theory
Spontaneous generation
Humoralism


Game 57: Pick Your Favourite Decomposing Composer.

Started by: Treehugger
Won by: Sharruma

Georg Friedrich Händel
Franz Schubert
Johannes Brahms
Sergej V. Rachmaninov
Franz Liszt
Joseph Haydn
Edward Elgar
Frédéric Chopin
Giuseppe Verdi
Claude Debussy
Friedrich Kiel
Vincent Lübeck
Dietrich Buxtehude


Game 58: Which sidekick would you choose?

Started by: Sharruma
Won by: burning

Doctor John Watson
Samwise Gamgee
Arthur
Chewbacca
Kato
Obelix
Pinky
Penfold
Tonto
Enkidu
Robin
Sancho Panza
Krypto
Muttley
Wait a few days (I don't like any of these choices and I'll risk the wrath of my fans by waiting a week or two to see if a better selection becomes available)


Game 59: If Cthulhu took up crime-fighting, who should he pick as his sidekick?

Started by: burning
Won by: Sharruma

Shub-Niggurath - The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young
A pet trained Shoggoth
Nyarlathotep - The Crawling Chaos
Azathoth - The Daemon Sultan
Yig - The Father of Serpents
Yog-Sothoth - The Lurker at the Threshold
Tsathoggua - The Sleeper of N'Kai
Hastur - The Unspeakable
Ithaqua - The Windwalker


Game 60: What would you wish for?

Started by: Sharruma
Won by: burning

Universal Translator
Youth/Vitality
Gambler
Money
Famous Novelist
Spaceship
Super Power
The Question
Observe The Future
Famous Actor
Political Power
Famous Singer
Famous Sportsman/woman
Swap
Beautify
Immortality


Game 61: Which new superhero concept should you launch?

Started by: burning
Won by: Uncle Gustav

[175] The Tectonic Man
Eigen-Valerie
The Great Attractor
Extremophile!!!
Superego and Id
Piltdown Man
Pavlov, the Wonder Dog
The Titrator


Game 62: Which two invading hordes would you choose to be caught between?

Started by: Uncle Gustav
Won by: Treehugger

Hittites with Hell-hedgehogs.
Conquistadors causing calamitous coincidences.
Turks having tickling tentacles.
Zulu with zombies in zoot-suits.
Aztecs with asinine angst.
Vikings with vampiric vermin.

[55] Hittites vs. Aztecs
Hittites vs. Turks
Hittites vs. Conquistadors
Hittites vs. Vikings
Hittites vs. Zulu
Turks vs. Zulu
Turks vs. Vikings
Turks vs. Aztecs
Aztecs vs. Vikings
Zulu vs. Aztecs
Conquistadors vs. Turks
Conquistadors vs. Zulu
Conquistadors vs. Vikings
Conquistadors vs. Aztecs
Zulu vs. Vikings


Game 63: Which tree would you hug?

Started by: Treehugger
Won by: Henning Makholm

[25] Rowan
Beech
Ash
Norway Maple
Birch
Willow
Elm
Sycamore Maple
Oak
Chestnut
Lime Tree
Hornbeam
Poplar


Game 64: What’s the best surface for walking barefoot?

Started by: Henning Makholm
Won by: Tah

[200] Carpet
[55] Wood
Marble
Earth
Grass
Puddles
Concrete
Sand
Snow
Cobbles
Gravel
Metal Grating


Game 65: Which H&H game was the best?

Started by: Tah
Won by: John Campbell

[200] Hurt & Heal 29 - Least Useless Desert Island Item
[135] Hurt & Heal 5 - TV Science Fiction Series
[110] Hurt & Heal 35 - What should have been the subject of this H&H?
[105] Hurt & Heal 39 - Star Wars Characters Smackdown
[100] Hurt & Heal 62 - Which two invading hordes would you choose to be caught between?
[95] Hurt & Heal 31 - As an up-and-coming cartoon star, who would you choose to co-star with to kick-start your career?
[90] Hurt & Heal 13 - Best Archetype
[75] Hurt & Heal 16 - Best Mode of Transportation
[75] Hurt & Heal 19 - Which General would be Victorious?
[60] Hurt & Heal 28 - Important Dates
[60] Hurt & Heal 50 - Favourite philosopher?
[50] Hurt & Heal 25 - Best LEGO Theme
[50] Hurt & Heal 57 - Pick Your Favourite Decomposing Composer
[20] Hurt & Heal 9 - Evil Dictators
[10] Hurt & Heal 1 - IWC Characters


Game 66: Which elves are best?

Started by: John Campbell
Won by: Henning Makholm

[40] The Fair Folk (British mythology)
Alfar (Norse mythology)
Middle Earth (Tolkien, of course)
Santa's
Dungeons & Dragons (non-drow)
Sithi (Tad Williams's Memory, Sorrow, & Thorn trilogy)
Drow (D&D)
Discworld
Melniboneans (Moorcock's Eternal Champion cycle)
Bordertown
Dragaerans (Brust's Dragaera serii)
Darhel (Ringo's Posleen Invasion)
ElfQuest
Shadowrun/Earthdawn
Eldar (Warhammer 40k)
House elves (Harry Potter)


Game 67: Which proposition do you believe utterly, and desire to convince everyone you meet?

Started by: Henning Makholm
Won by: Lunatic Person

[145] Space colonies now!
Paul McCartney didn't die in 1969.
Aliens are invading Earth.
The Great Pumpkin exists.
Horse riding is animal abuse.
Linux is inherently superior.
The end is near.
Mathematical induction is unsound.
Chancellor is antichrist.
Mass transit causes cancer.
Socialism can work!
Smoking is a human right.
9/11 was a British plot.


Game 68: Which superpower would you choose?

Started by: Lunatic Person
Won by: Sharruma

[85] Teleportation
Telekinesis
Shapeshifting
Invulnerability
Elemental powers
Super strength
Super speed
Telepathy
Precognition
Flight
Mind control
Immortality
Body swapping
Wolverine claws


Game 69: What would you take as Death’s new job?

Started by: Sharruma
Won by : Puppeteen

[25] As a Bar Steward
As an Airline Pilot
As a Doctor/Surgeon
As a Taxi Driver
As a Chess Master
As A Super Hero
As a Farmer
As a Hitman
As a Solicitor
As a Soldier
As an Actor
As A Life Guard
As a Member of a Rock Band
As a Mortician
As A Gigolo


Game 70: Whodunnit?

Started by: Puppeteen
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

[15] The cynical retired judge
The well-mannered, matronly middle-aged lady
The quiet, unassuming, average-looking man
The beautiful, mysterious woman in red
The beefy New Jerseyan with the violin case
The knife-wielding cook
Old Man Smithers, the boatman, in a monster mask
The crazy-haired, eccentric professor
The butler


Game 71: A man fires a gun at you, and then…

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: Puppeteen

[20] You're a wizard
It's an rpg
You're an alien
You're a superhero
It's a vr program
It's groundhog day
It's a tv show
You're a cyborg
It's a hallucination
You are on a holodeck
You are both the same person
It's a dream


Game 72: Who will win a game of Battleship?

Started by: Puppeteen
Won by: Yendor

[200] Captain Haddock, S.S. Karaboudjan
[145] Captain Short, Allosaurus
[130] The Dread Pirate Roberts, Revenge
[115] Jason, Argo
[110] Captain Nemo, Narwhal
[100] Lord Drinian, Dawn Treader
[95] Captain Ahab, Pequod
[95] Captain Ramius, Red October
[90] Captain Hornblower, H.M.S. Sutherland
[90] Lt.Comm. McHale, PT-73
[90] Captain Sparrow, Black Pearl
[90] Captain Quint, Orca
[90] Captain Threepwood, Sea Monkey
[90] Captain John Good
[90] Eärendil, Vingilot
[85] Captain Corcoran, H.M.S. Pinafore
[80] Captain Smollett, Hispaniola
[80] Captain Harrison, S.S. Poseidon
[80] Captain Stromberg, Liparus
[70] Captain Grumby, S.S. Minnow
[70] Captain Van Der Decken, Flying Dutchman
[40] Captain Aubrey, H.M.S. Surprise
[30] Captain Hook, Jolly Roger
Captain Stubing, Pacific Princess
Cap'n Crunch


Game 73: Pick a card.

Started by: Yendor
Won by: Vivificient

[40] Spare Tire
Three of clubs
Froggoth
Colonel Mustard
Akroma, Angel of Wrath
Rules for Stud and Draw Poker
Archbishop
Happy Birthday
Mr Bun, the Baker
Yellow Draw Two
Water on the Knee
Mastercard
You have won second prize in a beauty contest; collect $10
The Hierophant


Game 74: Which character should take over creating IWC?

Started by: Vivificient
Won by: Sharruma

[45] Sally
The Mythbusters
Head Paradox
Ishmael
Mr. Marlowe
Phoebe
The bad Blackdrip
Head Death
Wendy Wenchgood
Paris
Draak


Game 75: Which villain would build the largest sandcastle?

Started by: Sharruma
Won by: The Thinker

[200] Sauron
[135] Professor Moriarty
[135] Ming The Merciless
[130] The Kurgan
[115] Ernst Stavro Blofeld
[105] Darth Vader
[90] The Queen Of Hearts
[90] Doctor Fu Manchu
[80] George Spiggot
[40] Damien Thorne
[20] The White Witch
[10] Pinhead
The Joker
Count Dracula
Scar


Game 76: Which doctor?

Started by: The Thinker
Won by: MadDogBV

[200] Doc Brown
[160] Dr. Freeman
[120] Dr. Strangelove
[115] Dr. Forrester
[115] Dr. Scully
[100] Dr. Octopus
[135] Dr. Watson
[80] Dr. McCoy
[80] Dr. Spengler
[65] The Doctor
[35] Dr. Horrible
Dr. Evil
Dr. Jekyll
Dr. McNinja
Dr. Doom
Dr. Cox
Dr. Pierce
Dr. House
Dr. Foster
The Medic


Game 77: Which nut is best?

Started by: MadDogBV
Won by: burning

[85] Cashew nut
Pistachio
Doughnut
Hazelnut
Peanut
Walnut
Brazil nut
Knut the polar bear
Horse chestnut
Castellated nut
Almond
Charles Manson


Game 78: What should be the new anime sensation?

Started by: burning
Won by: Vivificient

[65] Skinkgirls
Snailgirls
Squidgirls
Yakgirls
Troutgirls
Crowgirls
Wormgirls
Antgirls
Spongegirls


Game 79: Which book would you take with you to a desert island?

Started by: Vivificient
Won by: Tah

[25] The Green Book (Quantities, Units and Symbols in Physical Chemistry)
The Black Book (Imbalance of Power and Wealth in the Sudan)
The Gold Book (A Compendium of Chemical Terminology)
The Red Book (Nomenclature of Inorganic Chemistry)
The Blue and Brown Books (Preliminary Studies for the Philosophical Investigations)
The White Book (Case Law of the Boards of Appeal of the European Patent Office)
The Red Book (The OpenGL programming guide)
The Blue Book (Manual for the Order and Discipline of the American Troops)
The Little Red Book (Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-Tung)
The Red Book (The CDDA Format Specification)
The Little Green Book (Sayings of the Ayatollah Khomeini)


Game 80: Which is your favourite “Episode 50”?

Started by: Tah
Won by: tmrsk

[20] Wands & Warts
Trenchcoats & Turncoats
Hypnotoads & Hyperchickens
Docs & Deloreans
Barnacles & Bilgewater
Carcasses & Carcharadons
Chocolates & Chumps
Sandals & Spartans
Mutants & Miscreants
Amphibians & Anthropomorphisms
Enlisted Men & Extraterrestrial Biological Entities
Avatars & Avifauna
Terminators & Temporal Paradoxes
Magicians & Munchkins
Heists & Hypnagogic Hallucinations
Notes & Nazis
Ids & Idiots


Game 81: Which Jonathon Coulton song do you pick for your best friend’s funeral after he was killed by zombie monkey robots?

Started by: tmrsk
Won by: MadDogBV

[200] Still Alive
[165] Skullcrusher Mountain
[100] I Feel Fantastic
[90] I'm Your Moon
[90] Want You Gone
[75] That Spells DNA
[70] Mandelbrot Set
[60] Space Doggity
[60] Chiron Beta Prime
[40] The Future Soon
Code Monkey
Better
Betty and Me


Game 82: Greetings, criminal scum - you just robbed a bank. Your trusty, go-fast sports car getaway vehicle is in the shop. You may choose from among the following vehicles to attempt to make your escape:

Started by: MadDogBV
Won by: Tah

[35] Hovercraft/ACV
Elephant
Pogo stick
Garbage truck
Riding mower
Unicycle
Moped
ICBM
Bicycle
Segway
Shopping cart
Wheelbarrow
Underground/subway
Hindenburg
On foot
On second thought, I'd rather turn myself in.


Game 83: Who would have the most points over a series of races?

Started by: Tah
Won by: Sharruma

[200] A rocket-powered beetle
[130] A Cirque du Soleil performer on her hands
[115] Ambrose as a hare
[105] Luigi
[90] A three-legged cheetah
[90] A dog in a cone, four days after being neutered
[90] Jimmy Olsen
[60] A smoking monkey
Land Shark
Jason Voorhees
Woody on a remote-controlled car
A tortoise wearing Zips


Game 84: What is the password for Game 85?

Started by: Sharruma
Won by: Puppeteen

[45] Rameses II
ValleyForge
Chair
Swordfish
Chariots
Queen To Queen's Level Three
1 2 3 4 5
******
(The Queen's Birthdate + number of corgis she has)
Let Us Hope It Is So In Leningrad
Peg
Open Sesame
1 7 7 6
I Love You
Password


Game 85: Which dragon would come second in the Dragon of the Year competition?

Started by: Puppeteen
Won by: MadDogBV

[200] Fafnir
[180] Smaug the Terrible
[180] Ardaxar
[175] Draco ("Dragonheart")
[60] Norbert
The Black Dragon ("The Order of the Stick")
Eustace Clarence Scrubb
Falcor the Luck Dragon
Toothless
The Lernaean Hydra
Paarthurnax
Dragon ("Shrek")
Kilgharrah ("Merlin")
Puff the Magic Dragon
Mushu ("Mulan")
Trogdor the Burninator
Elliot ("Pete's Dragon")


Game 86: Who would Jon Arbuckle most likely get along with at a cartoonist’s convention?

Started by: MadDogBV
Won by: Puppeteen

[200] Don't be silly. Nobody will want to talk to Jon.
[120] Charles Schulz (Peanuts)
[105] Scott Adams (Dilbert)
[100] Bil & Jeff Keane (The Family Circus)
[100] Ken Ernst (Mary Worth)
[90] Gary Larson (The Far Side)
[90] Dik & Chris Browne (Hagar The Horrible)
[80] Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
[70] Jim Davis (Garfield)
[50] Garry Trudeau (Doonesbury)
[40] Bill Amend (FoxTrot)
David Morgan-Mar (Square Root of Minus Garfield, IWC, etc.)


Game 87: In a massive free-for-all brawl, who would win?

Started by: Puppeteen
Won by: Sharruma

[200] Captain Reynolds, Serenity
[155] Captain Beeblebrox, Heart of Gold
[100] Commander Shepard, SSV Normandy
[100] Captain Global, SDF-1 Macross
[100] Captain Sheridan, EAS Agamemnon
[95] Captain Tagon, Touch-and-Go
[90] Commander Crighton, Farscape One
[90] Captain Kirk, U.S.S. Enterprise
[80] Captain Solo, Millennium Falcon
[80] Commander Robinson, Jupiter 2
[80] Rear Admiral Cain, Battlestar Pegasus
[50] Captain Falcon, Falcon Flyer
[40] Captain Harrington, HMS Nike
Marvin the Martian, Martian Maggot
Captain Leela, Planet Express Ship


Game 88: As a resident of the land of Grumph, who are you?

Started by: Sharruma
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

[15] The Lovable Rogue
The Tavernkeeper
Goblin King/Queen
The Evil Archmage
The Dragon
The Dark Witch or Warlock
The Leader of the Fairy Folk
The Barbarian
The Knight
The High Priest(ess)
The Child
The Peasant
The One


Game 89: Which movie would you remake with one million dollars and a year to do it in?

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: MadDogBV

[110] Batman & Robin
Alien: Resurrection
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Highlander II: The Quickening
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Jurassic Park III
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
The Matrix Revolutions
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier


Game 90: With whom would you sit down to dinner?

Started by: MadDogBV
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

[200] Loki
[155] Blackbeard (Edward Teach)
[140] Al Capone
[80] Genghis Khan
[65] Marcus Brutus the Younger
[35] Vladimir Lenin
The maitre'd's sister
Prince John of England
Vidkun Quisling
George Lucas
Louis XVI of France


Game 91: Which movie prequel would you (re)make with ten million dollars and a year to do it in?

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: Treehugger

[200] The Matrix
[140] The Lawnmower Man
[115] Transformers
[110] Predator
[100] Alien(s)
[100] Jurassic Park
[80] Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Highlander
The Terminator(s)
Raiders of the Lost Ark(Indiana Jones Saga)
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock


Game 92: Psst. Wanna buy a bridge?

Started by: Treehugger
Won by: chekhovskaya

[65] The Tay Rail Bridge (Scotland)
Tjörnbron (Sweden)
Tacoma Narrows Bridge (U.S. of A.)
Broughton Suspension Bridge (England)
Pont de la Roche-Bernard (France)
North Fremantle Railway Bridge (Australia)
Reichsbrücke (Austria)
Québec Bridge (Canada)
Kapellbrücke (Switzerland)
Egyptian Bridge (Russia)
Bridge from Ipanema (Brazil)


Game 93: Who would be the Reality TV champion?

Started by: chekhovskaya
Won by: Puppeteen

[200] The Charity Collector Guy in Moby-Dick
[165] Hitler's Brain in Great Expectations
[100] Marcus in Brave New World
[100] Wendy Wenchgood in The Great Gatsby
[100] Jane Goodall in Green Hills of Africa
[100] Prof. North Dakota Jones in Hunger
[100] James Stud in Mrs. Dalloway
[100] Head Death in Paradiso
[100] Nigerian Finance Minister in Robinson Crusoe
[100] The Man in Black in Siddhartha
[100] Draak in Slaughterhouse Five
[100] Worm Master in White Fang
[90] Pope Paul V in A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
[80] Iki Piki in Pride & Prejudice
[70] Quercus in The Jungle
[30] Mr. Marlowe in Beowulf
Ophelia in Hamlet
Adam in 1984


Game 94: What portion of your comprehension would you sacrifice?

Started by: Puppeteen
Won by: IWC Junkie

[200] How to tie your shoes
[105] The history of the nation in which you currently reside
[90] Anything having to do with temperature and thermometers
[85] Probability
[80] The periodic table of the elements
[65] Multiplication tables up to 10x10
[15] Anything having to do with bears
All music from the 70's
The existence of Wikipedia
Every word more than four syllables long
Wordplay of any kind
Your appreciation of good food
The rules of all tabletop role-playing games
The Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, and Firefly universes


Game 95: Which aspect of social media behaviour would you eradicate?

Started by: IWC Junkie
Won by: Puppeteen

[130] Won’t check Snopes – posts any old crap as fact without checking first
People who consistently type “loose” for “lose” and “supposably” for “supposedly”, etc.
Trolls – “You’re a total moron for not believing what I believe.”
Posting a gazillion quizzes a day - “Which stupid Buzzfeed quiz are you?”
Meme artists – posting 500 memes a day
People who post links to their blog in every comment
People who play umpteen online games and invite you to all of them
ppl hu won’t uz NEfin bt txt spk
Posting every tiny aspect of daily activities
Overuse of hashtags
Oversharing – “That nasty rash on my labia came back today.”
Vaguebooking – “Today really sucks.”


Game 96: Who can slay the most vampires in one night?

Started by: Puppeteen
Won by: IWC Junkie

[170] Agent Rayne
Abraham Van Helsing
Harry Dresden
Geralt of Rivia
John Constantine
Grunfeld Bach
Blade
Frog brothers
Abbott and Costello
Buffy Summers
Simon Belmont
Gecko brothers
Winchester Brothers
Abraham Lincoln
Lucian the Werewolf
Batman
Carlisle Cullen


Game 97: Which mythical weapon would you use?

Started by: IWC Junkie
Won by: Puppeteen

[200] Poseidon's Trident
[195] Ruyi Jingu Bang
[195] Sudarshana Chakra
[115] Spear of Longinus
[100] Gada
[100] Uchide no Kozuchi
[100] Vijaya
[90] Sharur
[60] Xiuhcoatl
Artemis' Bow
Vel
Sagitta
Mjölnir
Brahmastra
Caduceus


Game 98: Where and when would you go in the DeLorean?

Started by: Puppeteen
Won by: tmrsk

[60] Oslo (Vikings)
Tombstone (Wild West)
Current location (Last Thursday)
Antarctica (Dinosaurs!)
Athens (Ancient Greece)
Tortuga (Age of Piracy)
Chicago (Roaring 20's)
Paris (Under Napoleon)
St. Petersburg (Under Catherine II)
Rome (Under Augustus)
Nanjing (Ming Dynasty)
Kyoto (Tokugawa Shogunate)
Machu Picchu (Incan Empire)
Holy Land (Crusades)
Memphis (Ancient Egypt)
Berlin (World War II)
London (Victorian Era)
Venice (Renaissance)


Game 99: Which odd charity would you support?

Started by: tmrsk
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

[200] Heart Plugs - A stitch in time saves nine!
[140] Cat Castles - Shelter cats are too stressed out!
[110] Silk Diabetes Test Strips - Silk screening with blood! Literally!
[105] Knitted Baby Bird Nests - Orphans just want to stay warm!
[105] Recycled Card Program - Turning greetings into cards!
[100] Silk Strip in Diapers - Diagnosis from your baby's diaper!
[90] Cradles for Stillborns - Every baby deserves a warm cradle!
[80] Koala Mittens - Because kaolas were just not cute enough!
[70] Oddballs - Save the family jewels!
[10] 1000 Paper Cranes - Never fold to sickness!
Knitted Knockers - Boobies for all!
Penquin Sweaters - When a tuxedo is too formal!
Innocent Smoothie Bottle Hats - Don't let your smoothie be cold!


Game 100: If Daemian Lucifer never existed, who would have made H&H 100?

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: IWC Junkie

[200] IWC Junkie
[115] Puppeteen
[115] Smerk
[110] Treehugger
[105] Lunatic Person
[105] Tah
[105] Taneb
[100] Shadowviking
[100] Teddy
[100] The Thinker
[100] Vivificient
[95] John Campbell
[95] Lars
[95] NeilTarrant
[90] burning
[90] chekhovskaya
[90] Dark Helmet
[90] DavidRS
[90] Dr. B
[90] Ferrous
[90] Henning Makholm
[90] Hydro Globus
[90] MadDogBV
[90] manyhills
[90] Mirage_GSM
[90] Sharruma
[90] Uncle Gustav
[90] Xocrates
[80] AnnieFan
[80] carpfen_blau
[80] Mad Cow
[70] Yendor
[55] tmrsk
[20] digital dervish
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I've realised I can fit more games per post, so I've consolidated the first couple of posts.

This is saved for games 101 - 150.

And now here we are into our third set of 50 games. This has been going for a long time.

Game 101: If you had to suffer a fate worse than death, what would you choose?

Started by: IWC Junkie
Won by: Nurien

[150] Turned into a zombie.
Transformed into an insect.
Trapped in an ever-changing labyrinth with no exit.
Complete solitude for the remainder of your life.
Becoming the plaything of a vengeful AI. (I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream)
Rolling a boulder up a hill for eternity. (Sisyphus)
"To the pain." (The Princess Bride)
Inflicted with an endless series of debilitating but non-fatal diseases.
Implanted with a mind control device operated by your arch nemesis.
Immortality without eternal youth.


Game 102: Which fictional commander would you bring to life to save the Earth?

Started by: Nurien
Won by: Puppeteen

[200] Captain Malcolm Reynolds
[170] Duck Dodgers
[135] Commander Adama
[95] John Crichton
[95] Commander John Sheridan
[90] Captain James Kirk
[90] Lieutenant Nathan West
[85] Captain Jean Luc Picard
[80] Roj Blake
[70] George Taylor
[50] Commander John Koenig
Captain Dylan Hunt
Captain Derek Wildstar
Anthony "Buck" Rogers
General Han Solo
Flash Gordon


Game 103: Who will run the Mythbusters show until Adam and Jamie return from the IFPoD?

Started by: Puppeteen
Won by: IWC Junkie

[200] Sir Isaac Freakin' Newton and Dame Jane Freakin' Goodall
[180] Draak and Kyros
[110] The Allosaurus and Me (DMM)
[105] Serron and Iki Piki
[100] Steve and Cthulhu
[95] Will and Ophelia
[95] Choking and Fireballs
[75] Montana and North Dakota Jones
[70] Marcus and Julius
[15] Long Tom Short and Wendy Wenchgood
The Man in Black and the Nigerian Finance Minister
James Stud and the Charity Collector Guy
Erwin and Colonel Haken
Captain Spatula and Refractive Man


Game 104: Your kingdom is in terrible danger and you need the help of a powerful wizard. However, your coffers are nearly empty and you can only afford one of the following. Who do you choose?

Started by: IWC Junkie
Won by: Nitehawke

[15] Radagast the Brown (The Hobbit)
Rincewind (Discworld)
Orko (Masters of the Universe)
Mickey Mouse (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)
Wiz (The Wizard of Id)
Schemendrick (The Last Unicorn)
Lord Darkness (ElvenQuest)
Ergo (Krull)
Jon-Tom Merriweather (Spellsinger)
Wizard of Oz (Wizard of Oz)
Willow (Willow)
Gilderoy Lockhart (Harry Potter)


Game 105: Which game would you GM for a group of RPG novices?

Started by: NiteHawke
Won by: IWC Junkie

[200] Paranoia
[105] John Carter, Warlord of Mars
[105] Buck Rogers XXVC
[100] The Doctor Who Role-Playing Game
[90] Gamma World
[90] Space: 1889
[80] Danger International
[70] Twilight 2000
[60] Boot Hill
Rolemaster
Palladium Fantasy Role Playing Game


Game 106: You are part of a team tasked with translating the complete works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle into every known language. Which language would you choose?

Started by: IWC Junkie
Won by: Puppeteen

[125] Huttese
R’lyehian
Minionese
Pating Bedoop
Goa’uld
Dothraki
Klingon
Na’vi
Quenya
Welsh


Game 107: You can rid the world of the most egregious word crime. Which is it?

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: Keybounce

[200] Your/you're
[145] Loose/lose
[75] Too/to
[55] Than/then
[25] Affect/effect
[15] Principle/principal
Irony/coincidence
Could care less
Good/well
Dangling participle
Less/fewer
Sentient/sapient
Who/whom
Literally/figuratively
Double negative
Can I/may I


Game 108: Who should win this round?

Started by: Keybounce
Won by: MadDogBV

[190] MadDogBV
IWC Junkie
Mirage_GSM
Daemian Lucifer
Sharruma
Tah
Uncle Gustav
Henning Makholm
One of the other names from game 100 (grr, didn't see that until just now)
Puppeteen


Game 109: A Murder Most Absurd – Whodunnit?

Started by: MadDogBV
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

[200] Mr. Pink and Mrs. Auburn with the revolver.
[100] Mrs. Auburn with the revolver.
[100] Ms. Burgundy with the candlestick.
[100] Ms. Burgundy with the candlestick and the wrench.
[90] Mr. Pink with his bare hands.
[90] Mrs. Auburn with the wrench.
[90] No one. It was a freak accident.
[80] Dr. Blue with the lead pipe.
[70] Inspector Comoslav.
[50] Mr. Pink with the revolver.
[40] No one. Mr. Salt is faking his death.
The shot came from the grassy knoll.
The butler did it.


Game 110: Choose your favourite actinide.

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: aurilee

[200] Einsteinium
[155] Lawrencium
[110] Curium
[105] Fermium
[95] Mendelevium
[95] Nobelium
[75] Neptunium
Americium
Californium
Uranium
Thorium
Actinium
Protactinium
Berkelium
Plutonium


Game 111: Which old Sci-Fi series should have a crossover with Star Trek?

Started by: aurilee
Won by: TGLS

[200] ALF
[95] Lost in Space
[95] Blake's 7
[95] The Outer Limits
[95] Space 1999
[90] Red Dwarf
[90] Max Headroom
[85] Rocket Robin Hood
[15] Mork & Mindy
The Jetsons
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Quantum Leap


Game 112: Which alternate America should President Allosaurus save first?

Started by: TGLS
Won by: TGLS

[200] 2016I: The South won the Civil War
[105] 2016A: President Trump
[100] 2016J: President Washington Jones
[90] 2016D: President Nobody (The election was a tie.)
[75] 2016F: Nazis Conquered America
[70] 2016B: President Clinton
[70] 2016H: America is still British
[55] 2016E: President Apatosaurus
[40] 2016C: President Bill Clinton (5th Term)
[30] 2016G: Post-Nuclear Wasteland


Game 113: Which idea should the Comic Irregulars make into a webcomic?

Started by: TGLS
Won by: TGLS

[25] A Comic Based on the Rashomon Effect
A Musical Comic
A Comic of Euclidian Solids
A Sprite Comic
Another Screencap Comic
A Stickman Comic
A Raytrace Comic
A Comic Based on Interpretive Dance
A Full-Motion Comic
A Reboot of Darths and Droids


Game 114: What’s the best way to travel through time?

Started by: TGLS
Won by: TGLS

[90] Time Displacement Equipment (Terminator)
[40] Time Suit (Bob and George)
[100] DeLorean (Back to the Future)
[115] WABAC Machine (Rocky and Bullwinkle Show)
[90] Wormhole (Proposed in Reality)
[70] Phone Booth (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)
[160] Time Travel-O-Mat (Casey & Andy)
[100] The Time Machine (The Time Machine)
[200] TARDIS (Doctor Who)
The Thing from Primer (Primer)
USS Enterprise (Star Trek)
Hot Tub (Hot Tub Time Machine)


Game 115: Best Duo

Started by: TGLS
Won by: TGLS

[200] Integrals & Derivatives
[185] Adam & Jamie
[185] Electricity & Magnetism
[165] Casey & Andy
Spock & Logic
Julius & Mark
Mario & Luigi
Victoria & Albert
Gamers & Pizza
Arbuckle & Loneliness
Grey & Blue
Batman & Robin
Cavemen & Dinosaurs


Game 116: Which scheme to stop first?

Started by: TGLS
Won by: Keybounce

[200] Put subliminal messages in Christian rock and ban all other music
[170] Render all people unable to speak or write
[145] Block out the sun
[105] Erode scientific education in general populace, then take control of LHC and threaten to use [100] Corrupt all computers using viruses
[100] Deploy seaworms that eat all oceangoing ships
[100] Cause governmental deadlock all over the world
[100] Build a portal to the moon and threaten to open it
[100] Move moon out of orbit and cause massive tidal disruption
[100] Electrify atmosphere to increase incidence of lightning storms
[100] Build ridiculously human robots and have them replace everyone
[100] Use nanovirus to make humans submissive and dominated by pheromones
[100] Weaken math education and sell deliberately malfunctioning calculators
[100] Use shrink ray to steal world wonders and hide them until world surrender
[100] Unleash unstoppable giant robot, and offer to turn it off if UN surrenders
[100] Weaken confidence in all monetary instruments but Bitcoin, and build a compucentre to mine all remaining Bitcoin.
it to destroy world.
[60] Use virus to grant 0.05% of human population magical/psychic/mutant powers, and offer to deploy cure when chaos ensues
Introduce clean fusion power, and after all other power plants are shutdown, use energy monopoly to enforce all demands
Create replicant workforce to cause mass unemployment and coopt worker’s movements to seize control in communist revolutions
Seize control of dairy supplies and deny access to ice cream until surrender
Terraform and colonize Mars and declare domination over planet of Mars


Game 117: What annoys you the most in a H&H game?

Started by: Keybounce
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

[200] Reordering replies
[100] This triggers my OCD/other problem and I don't want to play
[100] Leaving in extra [/quote]'s.
[100] Not actually marking what you're hurting or healing
[100] Miss Spellings
[90] Moose Spellings
[100] Grand Champions
[100] Winning your own game.
[100] Leaving in other people's +'s and -'s +-+-+-
[100 Opening a bracket (but never closing it
[101] Changing the totals (so you get things like [111] and so forth).
<100> Using different brackets than the rectangular ones for points
Moving the point totals around [100]
[100] Unusual game titles
[100] ASCII Art
[100] A RRR TTTTT
[100] A A R R T
[100] AAAAA RRR T
[100] A A R R T
[95] Asking people for ideas instead of coming up with them yourself
[95] A A R R T
[80] Inventing your own rules in a game, such as "If you mark a blank line up or down, fill it in with your own idea"
People reducing the effect of made-up rules (fill in with your own idea when you mark it up or down)
Limited Participation (fill in with your own idea when you mark it up or down)


Game 118: Best Marvel Cinematic Universe movie?

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: TGLS

[200] Iron Man (2008)
[150] Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
[100] Iron Man 3 (2013)
[100] Thor: The Dark World (2013)
[100] Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
[100] Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
[100] Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
[90] Captain America: Civil War (2016)
[90] Doctor Strange (2016)
[80] Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
[80] Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
[60] Thor (2011)
[50] Iron Man 2 (2010)
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Ant-Man (2015)


Game 119: Scrambled Duos

Started by: TGLS
Won by: Daemian Lucifer

[30] Olivaw and Garry
Snoopy and Newton
Garfield and John
Niles and Woodstock
Abbott and Andy
Adam and Watson
Kirk and Crick
Blue and Maromi
Casey and Baley
Metal and Chewie
Leibniz and Arthur
Seed and Paul
Frasier and Han
Bat and Spock
Jamie and Costello


Game 120: Freakiest Funkiest Freshest Fruit

Started by: Daemian Lucifer
Won by: Keybounce

[200] Legendary lemons
[145] Marvelous mangoes
[120] Captivating cherries
[110] Grandiose grapes
[75] Plump peaches
[70] Astounding apricot
[70] Noble nectarines
[70] Superb strawberries
[65] Beautiful blueberries
[60] Wild watermelons
[35] Banging bananas
Outstanding oranges
Amazing apples


Game 121: What’s the ideal number of options for a H&H game?

Started by: Keybounce
Won by: IWC Junkie

[145] Tiamat wants something else
7
11
5
3
2


Game 122: Should this be the last H&H game?

Started by: IWC Junkie
Won by: Keybounce

[145] No
Yes
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Updated for Game 11.
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Lease likely?
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Oops, fat fingers. :)
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Updated for game 12. The eliminated trilogies are in the order they were elminated (as usual), and for the others where the scores were the same they're simply in alphabetical order.
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Updated for Game 13. The title was kind of undecided within the game itself but appeared to be along the lines of best/coolest of the listed options, so I've chosen "Best Archetype" as the title. If anyone comes up with something better, let me know. :)
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How about:"Da Bestest" or "1334354"
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My suggestion: "Best fictional character group".
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DavidRS wrote:My suggestion: "Best fictional character group".
That could be interpreted as suposing that cowboys, pirates, Vikings etc. did not exist.

I think that as currently, 'best archetype' is a good title.
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NeilTarrant wrote: That could be interpreted as suposing that cowboys, pirates, Vikings etc. did not exist.
What about ninjas?Or do you think they are fictional as well?
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Daemian Lucifer wrote:
NeilTarrant wrote: That could be interpreted as suposing that cowboys, pirates, Vikings etc. did not exist.
What about ninjas?Or do you think they are fictional as well?
etc = abbreviation for et cetera meaning roughly "and everything I'm not bothering to mention that's relevant."

Ninjas are covered by the "etc", as are mimes. Some people may believe that others are covered by the "etc", but that's more open to debate.
Part of a disturbing trend.
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burning wrote: etc = abbreviation for et cetera meaning roughly "and everything I'm not bothering to mention that's relevant."

Ninjas are covered by the "etc", as are mimes. Some people may believe that others are covered by the "etc", but that's more open to debate.
My bad.And my bad twice for not considering mimes as real characters as well.
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Daemian Lucifer wrote:What about ninjas?Or do you think they are fictional as well?
Actually I purposefully omitted Ninjas as I *thought* they existed, but I wasn't sure in the same sense that I am about pirates, cowboys and Vikings - so you were somewhat right. :: smile ::
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