1 Terry: We found this note implicating Steve in the deaths of a crocodile's family members, on your letterhead. If you didn't write it, who did? {in the background, Steve picks up a snake}
2 Jane Goodall: Hmmm. It'd have to be someone capable of acquiring that stationery from my office without me noticing. {in the background, the snake rears to attack}
3 Jane Goodall: Someone with unusual and uncanny command of the very geometry of spacetime... {in the background, Steve wrestles the snake to the ground}
4 {scene change: a horrible non-Euclidean dimension}
4 Cthulhu [typing]: ... and then he turned your mother into a pair of shoes...