1 Steve: {to the Charity Collector Guy, who's being dragged about by his leg by a croc} Don't worry, mate. 'E's harmless if you treat 'im with respect.
2 Steve: Let me just grab this handy king cobra and teach 'im some manners. {grabbing the snake by his tail}
3 Steve: {as the Charity Collector Guy is dragged around by the leg by the croc, Steve whips it with the snake} Crikey! That's enough friendly play! Let 'im go!
4 Charity Collector Guy: {as the croc lets go and runs away} Phew! Thanks, Steve!
4 Steve: No worries. Next time steer clear of me fish pond when walking up the path.