1 Phone: Hello. Bank of Nigeria. How can we help you?
1 Nigerian Finance Minister: Hi. This is the Minister of Finance.
2 Nigerian Finance Minister: We have a federal budget surplus of $30,000,000. I'd like to transfer it to the U.S. Treasury to reduce our foreign debt.
3 Phone: Unfortunately we can only do that through a private account of a foreign national. If someone agrees to let us use their account number, we can do it, no problem.
4 Nigerian Finance Minister: Okay. That should be easy to arrange. I'll send some emails and offer people 10% if they help us out.