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I thought Iki Piki should provide a brief summary of the financial situation as it stands at the moment, since a lot of posters on the forums have been expressing confusion as to why they needed to raise another 90,000 credits if the first hospital bill had already been (somehow) paid.

And if you think that's complicated, here's some of what people have been saying about what's going on with the organs (edited slightly for clarity):

Iki Piki got his "splanch" from his future self, right? So, let's assume he takes a week to get into the time machine. So his future self is one week older, and so is his organ. Well, this organ goes to present Iki Piki... so now he has an organ that is one week older then himself. One week later, he travels in time and becomes future Iki Piki, who is one week older, but has a two week older splanch... not to mention that his organ has now undergone two removal and replacement surgeries... and this could go on and on forever, and at each iteration, the splanch gets one week older, and goes through 2 surgical procedures.
Followed by this:
I had the same theory before:
My theory on this was that this is a semi-closed loop. They take the organs from their future selves, travel back in time and lose them, where a new set of "past them" take the organs. The loop is semi-closed because in this way the organs continue to age, and will at one point die, thus ending the loop.
Which was preceded in the same comment thread by this from another person:
Okay, so, the simplest form of the time loop goes something like this... Time T: So... if this is the correct form, where did the organs (O2) that Iki Piki and Serron are currently using come from?
An interesting question indeed. Followed by another reader with:
I have to write this down to get it straight. I was right about the O1 being still around to be stolen, but I thought it was IP2 & S2 that stole them, not IP1 & S1.

So how does this work up to the repeat ...

So at the time of first implantation, the organs are the age of IP1&S1, plus the time it takes them to find a time machine. So is it an infinite loop?

I'm running along the road. My hat blows away, but in a moment I catch up to you, and your hat has just blown off, so I grab it. I run along a bit more and find my original hat, so I pick it up and put it on, then put your hat back on top of mine. Now you don't have a hat, but I let you catch up to me and grab mine. However, I was wearing two hats, then doubled back so you could have a hat. Therefore you don't need to double back to give me a hat, because I've already got one, so the loop is not infinite.

Does that work?

Responded to by this:
Actually, they had O3.

Try it like this (following just the current IP1 and S1):

This way, the loop is infinite (unlike your hat analogy), because it features three sets of organs (current, future and past), of which two are in their original timelines, while one (O2), travels infinitely through time.Well, not infinitely, but until they grow old enough to fail, thus dying inside IPn and Sn.

Temporal mechanics can be such a mess.

However, if they decide to have their original organs removed when they go back to the past, and have the ones they stole from their future selves as spares to use later, there wont be a loop, and the organs would age just one day (or so) more than their owners.

At which point one of the readers decided the only way to solve this once and for all was to draw diagrams:
So far, here's what we know happens. Right now we're at the point where they've stolen the case of organs (diagram A). We know that they'll go back in time at some point, and since there are two sets of organs around we're assuming that they get their organs stolen after doing that.

It seems pretty clear that they get the organs of the future versions of themselves (diagram B). Assuming that Serron wasn't mistaken in which organs he grabbed... but he seems the trustworthy sort, right? Maybe he was mistaken and they took their original organs (diagram C).

organ loop time travel diagrams
Which as someone else pointed out is actually not so far fetched:
... because according to 1831, they will have two sets of organs in their bodies when they go back to the past.
Which just led to further confusion:
I've just sat down with a pen and piece of paper to sort this out, and as far as I can tell, it's not an infinite loop at all. For starters, there aren't 3 sets of organs. Technically, there aren't really even two sets of organs, but I understand that for many people it's more convenient to talk about them as though there are two sets. That's looking at it from Iki Piki's and Serron's points of view. Something I have done yet with my pen and paper was to look at it from the organs' pov. Now seems like a good time. :) You know, going through it this way - it's not that the organs wind up in an infinite loop. It's that there should never be a second set for IP & S to wind up with two sets in their bodies. Where did those "future organs" come from? At no point in the loop from the organs' point of view are there ever two sets of organs.

Meep.

And it gets better:
Yeah, that "Meep"? That's what Iki Piki's complaining about, and what I was talking about in my earlier post. If Serron's plan is executed as presented*, there are two sets of organs, one of which didn't come from anywhere.

There's the O1 set, which Iki Piki and Serron were born/budded/whatever with in their respective usual fashions, and which, after all this time travel mess is done with, they'll ultimately end up dying with in their respective usual fashions.

And then there's the O2 set (which is the set that they're currently using), which have no origin or ultimate destination, are neither created nor destroyed, but exist in an endless loop of arriving in the past from the future, persisting through the present, and then in the future travelling to the past again. And at some point in there being temporarily implanted into a couple of idiots.

This is easy enough to fix... they just have to leave the ones they just found for their past selves to implant and keep the ones that they're currently using instead. That turns the infinite loop into a single-pass loop, where there's only one set of organs that's merely doubled back on itself for a while.

* This may not actually be possible.

Then the following riposte:
Ah, but here you didn't count what happens to the future set of organs, that get removed from them, the ones that their future selves used as backup, and that their past selves will use as backup, the ones that indeed are in the loop. The ones that started nowhere, but end up dying in their hosts.
Followed by this mind-bender:
So you're all okay with there being two complete Iki Pikis and Serrons, standing there in that jail cell, but not that they both come equipped with organs? There are three splanches in the cell just before IP1 is called to surgery: One in IP1 and two in IP2. IP2 takes only one splanch back to the future so the second one is left behind for IP1, so that he will have two when it is his turn to be IP2.

Here's my splanch-eye view of the proceedings:

CURIOUS! Telling the story of S and IP there is a clear point at which they become the "future" versions of themselves, but because one splanch is behind the stomach and the other isn't, our splanch observer doesn't get to suddenly be the future one.

But if the original splanch, the one implanted second, is put in the normal location and the future splanch is the one hidden as a back up, then how does it work:

That is very cool: that a paradox should get worse depending on where a splanch is implanted in the same body. That the splanch sees going back in time twice while the host only goes back once. But that makes sense because there are for a while three splanches (two in IP2, and one in IP1, when they are all together in the cell) and thus two time journeys are necessary. But there aren't two uses of the time machine, it's just that the splanch experiences the same time journey twice.
And now, briefly de-indenting one level, we return to "I had the same theory before:":
My new one sounds even weirder:
They are actually going to steal the organs and place them in a convenient place for their past selves to find. Then, when they wake up, they nick the second set of organs, and leave the third for their past selves to find, take to the past, and continue the loop.
This last comment was written before it was revealed that the "convenient place" where Iki Piki and Serron leave the extra organs is inside their own bodies. The final conclusion:
No, the organs don't get infinitely older - it's the same set of organs, really. There's only ever one set of organs, and one Iki Piki and Serron. They just get shuffled around a bit.
"Shuffled around a bit." I like that description. Hopefully some of you are feeling a bit shuffled around after digesting all of that. :-)

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