1 Terry: What's this, Steve?
1 Steve: A magic spell book, Terry!
2 Steve: It says it can summon the most fearsome critters imaginable! Crikey! That sounds fun!
2 Terry: Load of rubbish, Steve.
3 Steve: Let's try it and see. Here's one. Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
4 Terry: Oh that's ridiculous! That'll never work. {Cthulu looms menacingly behind them}